Lobingly, I Hate You (purr...)

Deer Hooman,

For everytime you bathe me

And call me down from a tree

For combing my freshly limcked fur

And not paying attention to my lobing purr

Lobingly, I Hate You.

For cradling me for far too lomg

And simging for me, a silly somg

For calling me your cute little baby

When you should treat me like a lady

Lobingly, I Hate You.

For feeding me nom-nom snacks just a few

Even when I somftly blink and say 'mew'

For getting me a beauuutiful cushion, new

When I just want to curl and sit on you

Lobingly, I Hate You.

For everytime you shout and screem When you see me limck up the creem For throwing away my gifts of dead rats I womder, if you would better prefer bats Lobingly, I Hate You. I Hate You, darling Hooman, deer But except you, another I cannot beer!

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